Warning: Swearing, swearing, swearing, bad words, swearing, violence and more swearing
As you got up and left the bedroom, Suicune immediately ran towards you. It was the puppy's fourth day in the penthouse, and it seemed to already know when someone was down.
Your rage dwindled as you saw the white ball running around your legs, whining in worry.
"You're really cute, aren't you?" You asked as you crouched down to pet it. Grabbing the dog, you took it to the kitchen with you, and set it down in a chair. As you grabbed the milk and cereals, you saw Suicune trying to jump to the floor, probably to get to you. But the puppy was afraid of the height.
Even so, Suicune jumped down...
APRIL'S FOOLS BITCHES!!!!!!
Sorry I disappointed you, I know I'm terrible. I'm not myself when I have cramps so strong that I want to throw up...(even though I already had this planned for a few days)
Fuck my uterus, fuck my stomach, fuck me, fuck nature, FUCK EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE DAMNIT!!!
Ahem... Because of my terribleness, I solemnly swear
I'm up to no good
I'll post the next chapter by the end of April (It's already half-written, anyway.) So expect it at least by the end of the month.
Have a nice day.